Sound of Mayo

Let’s make believe mayonnaise is an instrument. Because I’ll be a happier camper spending hours trying to play mayonnaise than be the one who says its impossible
oops, my hipsters showing. 

oops, my hipsters showing. 

Just once, I want to find a mysterious treasure in a lake. It could make for a good tweet.

Just once, I want to find a mysterious treasure in a lake. It could make for a good tweet.

Gravity is for people who want to play by the rules. Or those of us who are not yet astronauts. 

Gravity is for people who want to play by the rules. Or those of us who are not yet astronauts. 

Ferris Wheel

A year ago today you were in my mind. 

We weren’t afraid of wars because you wanted my time.

One look and we’d be off our feet.

We ran like kids from teachers on our street.

But I let it all go, when you found a life

With a girl and a ferris wheel to take you high.

But I’m a bird til the sun turns into the moon

If you haven’t lost your wings, then find me soon. 

I hope I never have to walk on water. My heart’s at home when I’m in the ocean. Standing on top of where I belong would give me false thoughts of a hierarchy. Paint me blue before you let me stand up there alone because I won’t do it unless it’s the only choice. 

I hope I never have to walk on water. My heart’s at home when I’m in the ocean. Standing on top of where I belong would give me false thoughts of a hierarchy. Paint me blue before you let me stand up there alone because I won’t do it unless it’s the only choice. 

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